slippery sausage

The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.

Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.

by Tiffmiesters October 11, 2003

throat sausage

Like: deep throat.

When the Penis breaks the plane of the back of the mouth to the throat.

She was giving me head, and all of the sudden I became her throat sausage.

by J. E. Dzija November 27, 2006

pancake and sausage

Janet Jackson's breast and nipple, respectively.

Nothing like some pancake and sausage to spice up a fruitless career.

by DrMullet February 16, 2004

portruguese sausage fiesta

the act of making sex to a girl you do not know the name of and when she is least expecting it beat her in the head with a sausage until unconcious and steal her money.

dude i gave this chick a portruguese sausage fiesta and made 100 bucks last nite, high five

by Johnny BO BO January 15, 2007

Throne Sausage

What falls out of your anus... duh...

Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.

by assmonkey November 2, 2003

twine around a sausage

A big fat chick with a g-string on, usually wearing a pair of low cut jeans or shorts.

That fat bitch bent over and all I saw was twine around a sausage.

by G. Jordan November 22, 2007

Somalian Sausage

When a man has anal sex and pulls out is dick, but it is covered in a layer of the women's shit.

"Hey man! How was that night alone with yo girl?"
"It was great, but she gave me a somalian sausage."

by herpingmyderp12 January 1, 2014