Hot and ready

When a person is sitting in a hot tub with a large group of people and takes a fat dump and floats in the tub with out any one knowing

josh Just did a hot and ready

by Yourstinkybutt April 15, 2020

illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

by muwtu May 3, 2020

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.

I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020

why are u reading this

suck a dick

like i said, suck a dick why are u reading this?

by LoganFuckingSucks August 19, 2020

i’m not ready

yes were dating but i’m not ready to say that yet and i can’t wait to see you this month

yeah i like you ajané but i’m not ready

by yessirskiiiie December 8, 2020

Getting the west wing ready

About to make a sick play/pop off/get the w/win. Inspired by Kanye West after he said "get the west wing ready" when allegedly 17% of the Pennsylvania votes were in his favor in the 2020 presidential election in the USA.

Kanye: " LOOK AT THE PHONE" "GET THE WEST WING READY"
Random guy: "I'm Getting the west wing ready!"
Kanye then goes on to show a screenshot of 17% of the Pennsylvania votes being in his favour during the 2020 presidential election in the USA.

by OblivPoggers January 2, 2021

Getting the east wing ready

Getting the east wing ready is when you're about to take an L/lose/make a loss/do badly. Inspired by The term Getting the west wing ready.

Travis Scott: "OH FUCK! I'm getting the east wing ready!"
Obama: "No get that shit out of here! You gotta have the west wing ready dawg!"

by OblivPoggers January 2, 2021