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social retard 

a loser, geek, nerd, or a dork that was mistakenly invited to an "all cool people party"...
"why did you invite her? she's a social retard!!!"
social retard by szcarlette August 27, 2006

Roblox Retard 

Roblox Retard is a way of describing someone who plays the game ‘Roblox’ slow.
People say afl mentality is good. I call them Roblox Retards.
Roblox Retard by EFL>AFL March 28, 2019

Quality Retard 

There are some idiots, then some idiots who really can't function. The cream of the crop, they lack basic understanding of a subject, yet attempt to look down on people with that understanding.
Some people are arguing in parody about politics in order to make fun of the Republican party, but then the quality retard patronizes the people about politics, when it's obvious they don't know anything about politics or the Republican Party.

Someone who walks into a hospital room and amicably punches his friend who just got a whole host of injections in the punched arm.

Someone with birth defects, but not enough that you actually feel bad.
Quality Retard by Eric Chaperone August 11, 2010

stay hard retard 

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.
honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back
stay hard retard by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

Get me hard, Retard 

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.
Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"
Get me hard, Retard by sharu3 November 16, 2018

autist retard 

A term that is used to define only the most obstinate and pigeonheaded people- this should only be used on the internet in a memeish fashion due to the lack of evidence suggesting the existence of real "autist retards."
"Martin Shrekli really educated those autist retards."
autist retard by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017