panic pack rat peter

Notorious for jumbled incomplete sentences. Someone who has no short-term memory. Creates chaos from simple instructions.

You have just committed a crime of Panic Pack Rat Peter proportions.

by Lee and G July 17, 2003

Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert

A similar event to Emergency Meeting, hosted by Andrew and Tristan Tate. It is a meeting that is casual in setting but serious in topic.

"I'm going to gather the five most perspicacious and indefatigable men I know and hold a Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert to discuss the future of society whilst smoking cigars"

by jackoncrack13 October 9, 2023

Saint Peter's Launching Pad

Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.

Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.

by Mredria December 24, 2007

Peter x Laxman

laxman: Did you see this new ship?

Peter: YES BBY XOXOXOXOXOXO

laxman: SURE BBBY HDAGKFDUGFRHLIDGKBKUS

Peter x laxman a joke ship /hj

by UR MOM LOVER 69 420 August 25, 2022

Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.

Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."

by T_rump_supporter April 18, 2013

wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.

We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.

by elburno March 8, 2008

Peter Grippin-deez nuts

if you want someone to kill themselves

Your friend says "deez nuts"
you then reply with "peter grippin-deez nuts"
They immediately grab a gun and shoot in the nuts themselves "peter grippin-deez nuts"

by plurgfish December 8, 2021