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Poseidon's Kiss

she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.
by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024
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poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you
Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss
by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023
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Poseidon's backshot

Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back
Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot
by Corkerstein December 27, 2023
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poser queen

An infamous hacker from the 2013 tumblr days of instagram/tumblr who nicknamed herself "the poser queen" and posted pictures of herself. Nobody really knows if the girl in those pictures were actually her or she was just catfishing someone random.
Donny: hey, you heard about the poser queen yet?

Sid: no, who’s that?

Donny: she hacked my tumblr account in 2013, man! It was crazy! I found her Kik too, bro!"
by NotJonfromGarfield January 6, 2024
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Poser

A poser can be more than a goth wanna be... A poser is anybody who claims to be something they are not. Or, really acting one way yet not being true to who you are or the people around you.

You can act like you have morals and are respectable then turn around and not have any real depth or emotional intelligence. It's like saying one thing than doing another. Just to look good or acceptable in the moment whether that's for popularity or even to truck somebody into giving you what you want. In other words your a total fake. Your word doesnt mean anything or hold any value because you are Such A Poser ..
Victor claimed to be a good guy from a very religious family, but the selfish behavior he displays is not of someone who cares about others, or morals, and integrity, untrustworthy, he is such a poser.
by Skyyz* January 25, 2024
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Poser

A poser can be more than a goth wanna be... A poser is anybody who claims to be something they are not. Or, really acting one way yet not being true to who you are or the people around you.

You can act like you have morals and are respectable then turn around and not have any real depth or emotional intelligence. It's like saying one thing than doing another. Just to look good or acceptable in the moment whether that's for popularity or even to truck somebody into giving you what you want. In other words your a total fake. Your word doesnt mean anything or hold any value because you are Such A Poser ..
Victor claimed to be a good guy from a very religious family, but the selfish behavior he displays is not of someone who cares about others, or morals, and integrity, untrustworthy, he is such a poser.
by Skyyz* January 25, 2024
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posetutely

it means absolutely 🌚🧍🏽 ♀️
"absolutely posetutely"
by mikeyIsDumb February 5, 2024
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