Ranch Hand

When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel

Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.

by AyCowboy June 8, 2014

dominant hand

The hand you write with.

My dominant hand is my left hand.

by threallegend December 19, 2017

beatabitch hands

big hands or fists, long or fat fingers

person 1 : damn u got big hands
person 2: yup beatabitch hands nigga

by fat skeleton man December 26, 2007

Hand-cano

The act of male masterbation, in which the semen flows like goo out of the tip, thus making it appear as if a volcano erupted onto ones hand. Can also be used as an insult.

"Man, I was tugging one out last night when to my demise, it ended in a hand-cano!"

Insult: " Oh man that kid Tyler? He can go hand-cano himself he's a real bitch."

by DrTeabagPHD September 19, 2010

Packer Hand

A godly figure capable of building almost anything. Can fix most anything and gets no respect for it. Often very under appreciated and asked to do more than anyone.

Dude this shit is fubared we better get a packer hand to work on it.

by j hawk August 31, 2010

Hand Diaper

1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.

I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

brown handed

When someone spills brown sugar all over the floor, in an attempt to open the bag and eat it raw. He/she tries to clean it up, but unfortunately accomplishes as much as U.S. did in Nam and quits. After sleeping it off, the criminal tries to lie about it the next day, despite how obvious it is that he/she did it.

Kal was caught brown handed.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.

by Bernard Taylor November 18, 2004