meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

Mountain Men

The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.

"mountain men ain't shit"

by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020

Rocky Mountain Motherfucker

A type of drink with 1/2 Southern Comfort, 1/2 Amaretto, 2 splashes of cranberry juice.

Hey bartender, can I get a Rocky Mountain Motherfucker?

by PulpFictionFan94 August 9, 2018

to fuck mountains

v., Fucking mountains; to have sex while being under the influence of MDMA (ecstasy) and/or cocaine.

Francis: HOOOLLLYYY SHHHHIIIIT, last night I was at that rave and I fucked this girl. It felt like moutains. It felt like mountains!!

Tyna: Dude, you fucked mountains?

Casie: I was there too... I wanted to fuck mountains..

Tyna: Dude..

by impaired April 16, 2009

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting

Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud

by Endlessecho May 17, 2021

Snowy mountains

Sniffing cocain off a females titts.

My girl let's me do snowy mountains off of her titts.

by El que la caca te saca July 30, 2016

Mountain with Wings

Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.

Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.

by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019