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J. Mind

When a man puts his hand in a girls mouth, and shakes it and runs the track at the same time, while having his skinny wang out. On the track he runs like the j, half way around, and the (Mind) represents the girl saying do you mind!
Nick gave the girl a J. Mind, and was tired after.
by AJ Ballock September 26, 2007
mugGet the J. Mindmug.

mind

dont expose your mind. ease your mind.be mindful. be kind. sleep for your brain!
by rerock4220 November 8, 2023
mugGet the mindmug.

Uploading a mind virus

No... No...
Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Mind-Burn

A WORD FOR WHEN A PERSON IS OVERWHELMED BY OTHER DUDES WISDOM
Jacob was mind-burnt when Jack spat facts
by JOHN'S GALAXY March 2, 2021
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Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head
"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."
by John-0-notelb October 10, 2016
mugGet the Mind-shaftmug.

Mind Fuck

When you shove a shocker in both holes of a woman.
“Hey Garrett, how’d last night go?”

“I mind fucked the shit out of her!”
by TeddyRuckSpun January 19, 2021
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