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Mexican Bear Fight

A special drink where smart people drink an Irish Car Bomb, followed by a Jägerbomb and then a shot of Tequila in rapid succession.
Let's get a round of Mexican Bear Fights with Jonathan.
by Dedering September 2, 2016
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Mexican Turkey Choke

When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white
by Kevin Keems December 4, 2016
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Mexican cum guzzling

Juanita: Have you ever tried Mexican cum guzzling

Gina: No. Why?
Juanita: I heard it feels amazing.

Gina: Wouldn't it hurt?
Juanita: Yes, but I'm still willing to try it.
by asian4hire December 6, 2016
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Mexican flying saucer

A sex position where the man lays on his back and the woman starts facing the man, with the cock in her ass. Next, she rotates clockwise on his cock, while still in her ass, reciting the Mexican national anthem. Although it is not required, it is highly encouraged to use Taco Bell verde sauce as lubricant
Yo, last night Juanita and carlito did the Mexican flying saucer
by Phoine23 February 2, 2017
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mexican ivy

A wall shower of feces often found in public restrooms.
We stopped at a gas station to fill up and use the restroom, but the Mexican ivy was so bad I decided to just hold it.
by Mattedroom February 10, 2017
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Mexican Tongue Punch

When one places hot sauce on ones tongue and then engages in oral sex.
My vags is still burning from my boyfriend giving the old piss slit a Mexican Tongue Punch last night!!
by Guns4fun February 14, 2017
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mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration
I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed
by piss jerking March 8, 2017
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