Matt

Matt is such a lovely person and is definitely a keeper, for sure. Matt is a hilarious friend and has an awesome sense of humour, and he'll never fail to make you laugh. Sometimes Matt could get a little upset or self-conscious about something, but I hope that he knows his friends will always be there for him when he feels down. Matt is really one of the kindest mfs you will ever meet. Even if he acts like a crackhead when it comes to hangouts, he is still perfect in every way. If you ever have a friend like Matt you are extremely lucky and should be really grateful to have someone like him in your life and it's worth it.

If you drop Matt, you’re making a big mistake.

by Issy lol July 21, 2021

matt gilliatt

Matt Gilliat, also affectionately referred to as Gilly, is undoubtedly at least 65% beer. Return on investment for this DILFage is through the roof, will most certainly effortlessly bang all his daughter’s friends. He puts Bud Light in his cheerios and pisses Mich Ultra. He feels complete with his brothers, has a tendency of getting lost in porta potties.

"Where is everyone?"

-Matt Gilliatt

by duck_overlord February 7, 2022

Matt white from endfield, ct

largest meat slinger you'll ever meet. Definitely loves to suck cock and often skips class. He is sexually attracted to the GTA loading screen and can not go more than 5 minutes without ripping his nicky.

Man that guy is packing, that must be matt white from endfield, ct!

by jizz king 1234 March 1, 2022

Matt Miller

The Act of being a divorced miserable man that threatens to hurt/kill previous employed Bartenders @ his Mom & Dads bar/restaurant, who plays Co-Ed softball, starts fights with the other team & grabs opponent by the throat after a Win/Loss.

Dude, why is your neck all red & swollen?

Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.

by DougFunny7891 June 6, 2024

Vegas Matt

The biggest gambling YouTube channel that mainly features Vegas Matt himself, his son EJ, and WBG (World's Best Gambler)

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ALSO Where the phrase "Sando" originated from

Oh look it's Vegas Matt at his favorite slot machine Happy And Prosperous

by Beedu13 December 15, 2024

Matt Club

matt club is a type of bistos sold in pattiseries on the coast of palestine

bisto pls matt club

by Si Dows August 31, 2025

matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school

“omg he’s totally a matt helms”

by Why don't we bishh October 30, 2022