HAHT MAMA

This.. this is what happens when you find a hot woman, thats all I gotta say.

Me: *scrolling on Instagram*
Me: *finds a hawt woman*
Me: HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table

by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem July 18, 2021

Mama Jana

A person with the ability to detect a lie, hear the smallest noises,

Where's my 'Mama Jana?'

by ashkgraal July 23, 2021

Zucchini Mama

A woman who likes to garden, can foods, eats healthy to an extreme extent, like, always has a mason jar full of concoctions they’re drinking, makes herbal tinctures, is likely, primarily a vegetarian, can have unkempt hair and can be either very quiet or very loud, no in between, has a good heart but can make you feel judged from time to time, but you put up with it because without your local Zucchini Mama, you wouldn’t know how to dress your wounds and you wouldn’t get boxes of zucchini’s and tomatoes fresh from the garden dropped off at your house randomly and you’ll never know a person who’s more willing to lend a helping hand in just about any situation.

Wow, you’re grandma is such a zucchini mama!
You can always count on a zucchini mama!
Here comes the zucchini mama!

by Untz-Cracker July 27, 2021

yo mama

what I did last night.

I fucked yo mama last night.

by yo mama got it August 17, 2021

Yo mama

A phrase so catastrophically devastating that any person who is willing to mutter these words in an argument will immediately win due to the enemy simultaneously combusting into flames

Phil:hi Dave did you sleep with my sister last night?
Dave:yo mama
Phil:*dies

by Zoominham August 18, 2021

Mama's girl

A mother's little baby/angel that can do no wrong in mother's eyes.

The mama's girl had a face only her mother could love as her father used to say. He always knew she was an instigator.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

Mama's girl

Mother's little baby/angel. The child that can do no wrong in mother's eyes, and always cries wolf when things don't go her way.

The serious looking news anchor was a mama's girl, which was why she always used soft language like romantically challenged to explain that nobody wanted to put up with her bullshit all the time, and as painful as she might find the rejection, the world was bigger than her (and for many people, there were things in life far more painful than rejection).

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021