jedi master lupe

a kick ass neopet that has become a jedi master!

Kid 1: Hey I got my neopet gelert up to level 4 yesterday!

Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!

by mmmloops July 19, 2009

Skin Master General

(SMG) A very skinny man that hobbles around and you can see his bones through his skin.

Skin Master General can barley walk, get him some food.

by Gwolf September 20, 2010

master quicky bate

Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work

Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window

by Jemburat November 03, 2017

Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.

This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!

by readme.rtf November 11, 2020

Pokémon Master Challenge

You must yell out as many Pokemon as you can name during sex, but if you say the same one twice you have to pull out and repeat the phrase: “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was” 3 times before continuing.

I think I got to 70 last night in my Pokémon Master Challenge before I came, but tonight I’m going through the Unova and Kanto region for sure.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

ultimate swag master

Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.

Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.

by ultimateswagmaster March 16, 2016

funk master fresh

A brand of vaginal douche.

"My twat reeks something fierce, I need to go buy some Funk Master Fresh!"

by Kansas Jayhawker March 04, 2016