Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.
I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?
by kali0055 August 19, 2013
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down low booty banger

When a seemingly heterosexual man likes to engage in sex with other men butt keeps it's on the down low.

Often in anonymous situations, and would more then likely deny if called out.
After Jim couldn't find a woman to sleep with at the party he goes on grindr to find a male to seek release and switches from heterosexual male to a down low booty banger
by Chubs4mufintops December 17, 2024
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low commotion

A "hushed hullabaloo" response from a crowd of amazed onlookers when witnessing da movement of a creature or machine from one locale to another.
Maybe a group of observers watching a newly-unveiled conveyance-contraption proceeding forwards and/or backwards would indeed start out responding with merely a "low commotion", but soon they would likely give a rousing cheer and really start noisily jumping up and down in gleeful excitement.
by QuacksO March 15, 2024
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low gear

A penis in its most flaccid state.
The moment she turned around, I realized she was a butterface and dropped back into low gear.
by SumYumGai June 16, 2008
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Kadence Lowe

a girl who will always love their boyfriend more than he loves her
bf: You love me more? You must really be Kadence Lowe
her: yes, of course and it will always be like that
by waltzingwizard2 February 28, 2024
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Calvin Lowe

Calvin lowe is a female dog (bitch) who only cares for himself and his feelings. He’s a guy who leads you on and tell you when it’s too late.
Her: that’s a Calvin lowe right there
Her: fuck him Calvin lowe girl 😂
by Calvin gf November 30, 2021
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Low-Ram

A situation where a client named Ram intentionally or inadvertently forgets all the advice you have given them. They use their low memory constraint as justification to f*** you whenever they get the opportunity.
Co-worker: "I know we told Ram about this a month ago? Why is he acting like this is the first time we talked about this?"

Me: "He's just Low-Ram'ing you. He's incapable of behaving differently. It's not your fault - he needs a memory upgrade."
by Anon84121 March 24, 2021
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