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leaving the porch light on

When a swinger couple, or an otherwise cheating spouse puts out a subtle hint that their significant other isn't home and they are available to cheat.

Often used to let another cheating spouse know the coast is clear to sneak in a house and start bumping uglies for a quickie
Karen wanted to let Dan know she was ready for some dirty cheating sex so started leaving the porch light on when her husband was gone for work
by Rick2024 June 11, 2023
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Light skin stare

A facial expression done by THE MOST GORGEOUS AMAZINGEST GALS EVER KNOWN TO MANKIND that go by the name Anwita :) consists of a raised eyebrow and a weird mouth position
Yo what is Anwita doinggg
Think she’s doing that light skin staree
by Jemappelleperson February 4, 2023
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Red light twerk

The act of twerking while stopped at a red light.
My excitement grew as I watched the light ahead turn yellow, as I new this would be a good impunity for a red light twerk.
by Caytles October 2, 2016
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Alabama Red Light

When you go to stick it in your sisters ass and she says “STOP” that holes for dad!!!
I had to give my brother an Alabama red light last night!!!!
by John Deez Nutz May 26, 2022
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Red Light Rule

It is the act of making out with your significant other when stopped at a red light. This you have to do every time. Period.
My girlfriend and I always obey the red light rule. We love it!

Stacy broke up with her boyfriend after he failed to obey the red light rule three times in a row.
by lord0caedus May 28, 2010
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Skipping red lights

Having sex with a girl while she's on her period
My girlfriend said she was on her period but she was horny. I asked her "are we skipping red lights tonight?"
by Light skipper August 30, 2017
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polymorphic light eruption

It means your basically f*cked. You can't do anything. Your stuck inside, like a vampire. Watching all your friends hang out in the sun where you can't. Your iching like hell and yeah you get the point.
Person 1: hey why can't that girl come outta her house. She's just there.

Person 2: oh yeah she has polymorphic light eruption. So basically she's a vampire.
by Green_Unicorn420 May 19, 2018
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