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Crackhead family, 9 times out of ten if your a chav called Jordan your a biss head
Chav called Jordan

Uncle called rib

Soon holding smoke, LMAO nothing like his crackpipe
by 100% ediatt June 3, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan's are usually tall, with brown hair and brown eyes. They are very athletic and popular. He is also very kind, caring, and funny. They can make a whole room laugh in a matter of minutes. They are strong mentally and physically. He can appear standoffish at first, but I promise when you meet one, you will see the sweet and caring side. They are really easy to be friends with and they are attractive and have a good style. They are aslo very smart and do well good in school.
Jordan: "Hey... wanna play a game of basketball.."
Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.
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Jordan Gomez

An English wannabe lad that is a true doll bludger.
by Aydart June 5, 2020
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jordan

oh my god did you see jordan”
“YES! jordan is so SEXY!”
by dessertlover June 9, 2020
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Jordan

Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.
Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??

Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg
by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020
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Michael Jordan

He is a god at Basketball he is GOAT
by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020
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Jordan

A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.
Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.
by Brio Springforward July 7, 2020
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