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John Mayer

John Mayer is a small artist known for traumatizing a 19 year old girl when he was 32. The 19 year old girl just happened to be one of the biggest artists of our time, Taylor Swift. The term John Mayer is used to describe a male with tendency of grooming young girls.
“He likes that little girl, what a John Mayer”
by tayloswift May 12, 2023
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John Simm

An English stage and screen actor, probably most well known for playing the role of the Master on the long-running British sci-fi Doctor Who. Simm is currently 41 and married to actress Kate Magowan with a son and a daughter.
Person 1: John Simm is a great actor!
Person 2: Who's he?
Person 1: Have you ever seen Doctor Who? He was on there once.
Person 2: Ohh, so that's his name!
by Who's Who Whovian December 27, 2011
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John scott

The best player to ever lace up a pair of skates. Commonly referred to as "the great one" John Scott has surpassed every single NHL record with his out standing skill.
Did you see that Connor McDavid, he's the next John Scott
by Big Johnny Scott July 9, 2016
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john sergeant

A john sergeant is someone who is kept in a competition by people (the audience) voting in for them even when they are the worst person there.
Person 1: wow did you see that contest last night

person 2: yea i no that guy who won he was so shit

person 1: yea what a John Sergeant
by PG tips May 29, 2009
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John Bardeen

John Bardeen was an amazing physicist who happens to aslo be the only person to win the nobel prize in physics twice. Many consider him to be the most influencial physicist for the invention of the transistor, which without we wouldn't have 99% of modern electronics.
John Bardeen died in 1991.
by Someone April 17, 2005
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bean john

An idiot or a silly person the other definition is not true
Wow that kid is being a bean John
by Cool guy tobey January 22, 2018
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attention john

A person who humors the attention whore by giving him or her exactly what he or she wants - attention. In essence, the attention john gives the attention whore business, much like a regular whore-john relationship.
Jeb: Poor Bobby had an asthma attack when the elevator became stuck.

Fran: It wasn't real. He faked it. He doesn't even have asthma!

Jeb: I won't listen to this! I'm going to go comfort Bobby and wait on him for the rest of the day!

Fran: You are such an attention john!
by Spivvy April 2, 2008
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