Vitamin Johnny

That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.

I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!

by Johnny's recipient November 28, 2024

Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.

Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!

by synthwavesun January 23, 2025

skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.

"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"

by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025

Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan

Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan

Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser November 11, 2008

Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

popping a johnny

Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant

'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'

by Shan0206 February 10, 2014