jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)

dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods April 20, 2011

Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes

She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids

by Bobahotep September 06, 2019

Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes

She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids

by Bobahotep September 06, 2019

Jizz festival

A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex

Hey did u here about that jizz festival

by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019

Jizz Loogie

When you blow it in her mouth and she hawks it back out like a loogie.

We're getting a divorce because she spit a jizz loogie in her hand and threw it at me!

by airmanbw August 25, 2021

Jizzing

The act of penetrating someone, and getting them to jizz all over you. Basically cumming, or ejaculating.

"Oh my god, Rebecca, Colin was totally Jizzing in his moms vagina last night!"

by sxftypop March 13, 2022

Jizzing

Jizzing: An intense feeling of happiness, similar to the phrase ‘buss a nut’

“Oh my god I’m jizzing this pizza is so good”

by jusalilbitbatty May 31, 2024