Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47

Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022

eljay jones

Eljay, a stupid boob boy wit a sense of humor. Laughs at the word dookie and is always on his computer

“Oh how’s that dude? I think his name was Eljay Jones?” “Idk i hope he died

by 1800beaner February 16, 2022

Zac Jones

A person who touches people younger than him and enjoys being a gnome under the pants...

Zac Jones touched a 10 year old in a sleep over

by mum's mum's mum's dad January 15, 2022

Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.

OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy

by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021

jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed

Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?

by 88s.archive March 20, 2024

solo jones

Solo jones is one of the most fire rappers out there. With hits such as “ big toe” and “NFMS” making him one of the best rappers in the bronx.

“ you heard that new jones heat ?”

“ solo jones the best out her ong”

by poopooman1938 September 2, 2021

sam jones

someone who is super hot and sexy and cute at the same time

yo sam your super sam jones

by samsosexy June 6, 2025