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by ifailedlife May 19, 2022
Get the Jokemug. I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
Get the sick jokemug. 
raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”
grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
raean: “press ‘=’”
grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
by ineedtopeereallybad6969 September 18, 2021
Get the raeans 69 calculator jokemug. Liberty and I have so many inside jokes including "omg im so popular"i can't keep track of all of them
by Janie(spongebob) March 16, 2019
Get the Inside jokesmug. funny stuff to say
by Rick Asslee February 9, 2021
Get the jokemug. "Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
by Gregaroidson. June 1, 2017
Get the Cide Jokemug.