Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010

jizz

when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.

I jizzed on your mom

by dasaggyballman9 June 4, 2024

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

Type Jizz

Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.

Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting January 4, 2024

jizz packing

When you finish in a girl and keep going, causing jizz to be packed

My boy Aiden just got done jizz packing a bitch

by randomcarrot January 16, 2023

Jizz

Not your thing

“That is so not my jizz”

by Jake2364 November 26, 2022