Christmas blumpkin

A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.

Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!

by Deez_250 December 3, 2024

real christmas hours

between 2:30 A.M. And 3:30 A.M. On Christmas Day.

Hey Donald it's real Christmas hours hitta!

by Rich the kid April 3, 2016

Christmas Puke

Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".

Hannah couldn't believe the house next door had "Christmas Puke" all over the yard.

by Julesheart January 8, 2024

Christmas Threw Up

"Christmas Threw Up" describes that ONE YARD in every neighborhood that has to go overboard with the Christmas decorations. It literally looks like Christmas threw up in their yard.

Hannah looked out her front window at the neighbor's yard across the street. "It looks like Christmas threw up in their yard", she thought.

by Julesheart January 10, 2024

national christmas

May 13 of every year where me celebrate cows dying

T:happy national Christmas

H: happy national Christmas to you too

by Smallwiggly69 May 13, 2021

ahshï Christmas

a Christmas mini series featuring artist, Ahshï and friends - they’re nice on the eyes and ears and get you in the Mariah Carey spirit !!

I’m opting for an ahshï Christmas this year

I love Ahshï

by hiccupsareoptional December 5, 2024

Boys' Christmas

-bȯis kris-məs - noun-

An annual festive event characterized by the exchange of gifts amongst all participating boys, typically preceded by the consumption of a lavish potluck supper and copious holiday beverages and desserts, and ending with jovial games, music videos, pen rips, and deep slumber.

Synonym(s): "Family Christmas"; "Best Christmas"

Antonym(s): "waste of time", "stupid", "pointless", "waste of money"

"Did you try the Grinch drink at Boys' Christmas?"

"I hope Garrett comes to Boys' Christmas this year".

"I really enjoyed taking communion at Boys' Christmas".

"Did you hang the August Ames poster that you got at Boys' Christmas?"

by Kitty_Katie December 15, 2020