Irish Olympics

Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.
Announcer 1: Irish Olympics athlete #21, O'Donovan, just face planted twice, hurled thrice, and went on a tirade about his wife!
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...
by Leadfoot Leon September 14, 2016
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Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
by howdyhuman August 12, 2021
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Irish portapotty

When you tuck your trousers into your socks and shit yourself.
David couldn't make it to the toilet in time, so he made himself an Irish portapotty instead.
by ben8790 August 27, 2022
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Irish Car Bob

When 6 gentlemen and 1 Bob entered a Coates room and engage in EXTREMELY consensual adult male wrestling. Clothing ALWAYS optional.
"Hey Mike, why don't you come do an Irish Car Bob with me, Lance, Perry, and Duke? Remember though, No pants allow big guy!" -- Robert
by Big Gay Tony September 24, 2018
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Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.
by EthanZemat October 06, 2014
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Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.
by EthanZemat October 06, 2014
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Irish Bowling Ball

Two fingers in Jameson and then in the vagina, thumb in baileys then anal. Jameson is the spike baileys for lube
by aeSteve August 01, 2020
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