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does a bear shit in the woods

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".
Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Another answer for the obvious, "Obviously." Made famous by Steve Martin in his "Wild and Crazy Guy" hit record from the seventies.
In Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up. You learn the important religious questions, 'Does the Pope shit in the woods?'
by DCD$ November 22, 2010
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Trolling His/Her Wood

To "troll her/his wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure. It is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz.

Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Mel: I really feel like Trolling His/Her Wood right now!

Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!

Benson: Hey Renaldo!

Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!

Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!

Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!

Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 4, 2010
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.
Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
by eViL pOp TaRt April 7, 2006
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Cypress Woods High School

Cypress woods high school is located in cypress texas home of the wildcats. even though their football team sucks their academics dont. it is over poplauted with snotty rich white kids divided two ways. either way to good to talk to you or wants believe they were born in the ghetto. they are also over populated with the gay community. the school does have the most team spirit in everything they do.
Cypress woods high school is the type of place to be walking with your dyed blonde hair friend while listening to rap music and you look to see “ghetto” girls pulling their weaves out.
by pussyslayer976 October 10, 2019
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briar woods high school

a school in northern virginia where its std ratio is higher than the empire state building.
if u wanna get genital herpes, visit briar woods high school for one day.
by drummerboy26 April 14, 2008
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should have polished the wood

What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
by Carl J. Maltese November 9, 2007
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