vitamin water

A drink that teenagers carry around to look cool and act like they care about their health (like they didn't just eat a quarter pounder and fries from McDonalds). Sadly, what these poor kids don't know is that vitamin waters add water weight to your stomach=THEY GIVE YOU A FAT,SACK-LIKE BEER BELLY! (betcha didn't know that!) -Vitamin Waters are the reason so many teenage girls have those pudjy little love handles hanging out from the sides of their mid-drifts. yet still, teenagers gulp these down like they are a drink from the gods, when they taste like diluted kool-aid.But they make you look "healthy" and "cool" and that's all that matters!

girl 1: I've been working out 4 times a week at the gym, playing tennis, and eating nothing but salad and drinking nothing but Vitamin Waters.
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!

by ~caramel~ May 29, 2005

On Rocky Water

To be in a bad relationship, trying to find a way to keep afloat when there seems to be no hope. You are swimming against the current in dangerous waters.

I thought Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were a perfect couple, but lately their relationship has been on rocky water.

by J-K.P November 30, 2011

Water Mexican

Water Mexicans are people from Islands (mostly Latino islands) like Puerto Rico.

Where are you from?
Oh I’m from Puerto Rico.
Oh so you’re a water Mexican.

by M. A. Q. June 13, 2018

glass of water

adj. used to describe a very loose woman, i.e., one who has been the recipient of much porkage.

"dude, mandi is like a fucking glass of water."
"that doesn't make any sense."
"no, i mean fucking her is like sticking your dick into a glass of water."
"oh, i see. yes, she is quite the whore. and i think i'll pass on that drink."

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

Water Fountain

WHY THE HECK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT A WATER FOUNTAIN IS ONLY SAD KIDS WITH NO LIFE LOOK UP WATER FOUNTAIN ON URBAN DICTIONARY!!!

Jeff: What is a water fountain?

Ken: Look it up on Urban Dictionary lol

Jeff: A water fountain is something that only sad kids look up on urban dictionary.

Ken: Oh sorry.

Jeff: I’m going to kill you.

by Charboo2 November 24, 2017

Glass of Water

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you

I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Water graffiti

A thing little children that are afraid of doing actual graffiti do. Usually made from a glue stick a sock and a sponge, people are filling “water mops” with water and calling that graffiti. Copy a popular tag, put some water on a wall in your back yard because you don’t want anybody seeing you’re doing whatever the hell this is, wait for it to dry in 2 minutes and that’s that.

Friend 1: Did you hear that David got into water graffiti a couple days ago?
Friend 2: Isn’t water graffiti that thing where you write a tag with water?

Friend 1: Yes. Yes it is.

by You have to go to the July 13, 2022