Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli

Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that

by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021

Holy Fluffy Triscuits

What you say when you're displeased about something but in an office setting. The G rated version of "holy fuck".

"Holy fluffy triscuits, it's Gary Pooper again!"

by MeganKarlNicholeHaley February 3, 2021

Holy Birdie

When a person screeches, tweets, and makes bird noises during sex making it seem peaceful.

She did the Holy Birdie to make the atmosphere more peaceful.

by kittyyumyimahhahakak February 3, 2021

Holy Shit

Holy Shit is a word used to describe surprise in many different situations.

Person 1: I just got fucked by a bunch of black guys.
Person 2: Holy SHIT!!! :0
Person 1: Why r u acting like a fucktard, u were their!!!
Person 2: *Unzips pants
Person 2: Time for round 2

by Th3Pr0f1t March 3, 2021

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

Holy polo

When you put tooth paste in a women’s arsehole and stick a polo on there while you destroy de pussy

We should take our relationship to the next level, I suggest a “holy polo”

by Papa lice lick my rice March 13, 2021

Holy Shit.

Normally grace and order are used to create something Holy and connected to the divine. When chaos and brutality are used, but there is no less absolute value to the connection to the divine, people shout "Holy Shit!"

That daredevil is going to jump 22 stairs on a scooter; Holy Shit. she landed it!

by Arbitron February 13, 2021