k-hole

when consuming too much special k (ketamine)...you fall into this thing where your awake and know whats going on but cant move or do anything...it can last from 5 min-2 hrs

yoo i did like 4 jars last night i couldnt move for like an hour...k-holes suck

by sfmar May 1, 2005

Hole in one

Some men, hereto referred to as fags, choose to place gauged earrings in their ears until their lobes hang down to their genitalia. Fags have jerk parties where they play fun circle jerk games. These fags will sit in even groups, usually four fags is ideal. They sit across from one another and try to ejaculate into the gauged ear of the fag sitting across from them. If they make it in the hole on the first stroke round it's a hole in one! Some variations include handicaps for larger and smaller gauges.

Joe: Hey...Carl, so nice to see you.
Carl: what's up man? Hey, do you see those fags over there with the gauged earrings?
Joe: yea man, what the hell? I bet they scored a hole in one or two last night.

by Sintino August 25, 2011

Fire In the Hole

1) Something said when an explosion is imminent.

2) Something said when an ass explosion is imminent (usually one of those pre-shit ones that smell like rotting dead people.)

1) "Fire in the Hole!" **BOOM!!**

2) "Fire in the Hole!"
"Oh, sweet holy Christ what is that smell?"

by Mike3 November 21, 2003

Devil's Hole

When a guy is having sex with a girl and about to finish, he pulls out and quickly stabs her in the stomach and/or rib cage. The guy then inserts his penis and finishes into said hole. To be a true devil's hole, the guy cannot be wearing protection. Bonus points ARE awarded for finishing into any vital organ. The devil's hole is considered the greatest finishing move of all time, and successfully devil's holing your way into someone's heart will result in eternal wealth and happiness. Gay men CAN devil's hole, because... Well, fuck it, if you're devils holing then you're probably already going to hell anyway

Dude1:I think I'm gonna bang my girl tonight!
Dude 2: devil's hole her or you're officially a pussy ass bitch

by 010100100101 November 3, 2014

Hosed Hole

When you take a shit in the toilet (typically large), and the shit, upon impact, makes the water in the toilet bounce up and go into your ass hole. There is nothing you can do about a hosed hole, though, because usually the water is too far up your asshole to reach with toilet paper. After this, your ass hole will feel wet and uncomfortable. A hosed hole can last up to 2 days.

Man, yesterday, I was taking a shit, and I got a hosed hole. It still feels weird!

by Stiff Nuts. October 4, 2010

ace-hole

another way of saying asshole, often applied to a golf player when that player is a sore loser.

Person 1: Dude, you lost. Accept it, ace-hole.
Person 2: Fuck you!

by aman13 March 14, 2010

Bruised Hole

A bruised hole is an asshole that has been beaten up by someone or something. Typically found on porn stars and strippers, a bruised hole is when your butt hole is black and blue, bruised up, and beat up after someone fucks it or shoves something big in it.

Guy 1. Hey man, did you see that strippers bruised hole?
Guy 2. Yeah, it was so bruised and blown out!

by bee Rad November 22, 2009