Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

Goblin-Mode

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).

God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!

by RumpleShnopskins October 8, 2023

Goblin

a Troll makes something harmless but provocative, the Goblin in another hand makes something harmful and despicable and calls it trolling, like breaking your arm for clout or attention, or amusement for others or your reaction.

Goblin

by AzumiChiasa October 25, 2023

Goobin

A snitch or a very annoying person

Hey what did you do “I just goobin him”

by Islandman28828 November 6, 2023

Gooning

A situation in which a person spazzes out like a goon, spewing a string of out of pocket or obviously incorrect comments. Popularly used by college students to describe someone behaving erratically when drunk.

Liam: Dude the Broncos might make the playoff this year Rus is him!

W: Man you're gooning right now! They're for sure gonna finish like 6-11.

by anonymous November 16, 2023

Goofineruononstopableintolerantmemeiophobia

Goofineruononstopableintolerantmemeiophobia is a fear of memes, or funny pictures.

I'm sorry. We don't have a cure for Goofineruononstopableintolerantmemeiophobia. It's too uncommon!

by Buddy! November 18, 2023

Gooning

An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.

Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"

by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado November 26, 2023