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God Status

When someone or something is just too good to be the work of a mere human.
Dude, did you just see that? I just scored a whole court shot!
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You've just been promoted to God Status
by ZedZed February 1, 2013
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God Rod

A particularly large penis.

Specifically over 8 inches.
Damn. Devin has a god rod, it sure as hell went pretty far up there.
by The tears of August 26, 2017
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God is a hippie

by Deep blue 2012 March 26, 2010
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God wad

A god wad is a person that is overly obsessed or involved with the monotheistic religion that they belong to; it is also a derogatory term for a religious person, or anybody that worships a "divine power".
Christian #1: I love my God! I'd rather have my God than have everything I ever wanted!

Atheist# 1: Shut up, god wad!
by Dr. Hax November 9, 2009
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God Shot

A shot of God's love. Staying connected with conscious contacts and listening for one's Higher Power.

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a message from God. Also known as a sign.
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
by TinyKoalaBear March 13, 2017
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Enemy of God

Enemy of God is the 2005 album of the teutonic thrash metal band Kreator. This album is totaly brutal, infusing elements of Black and Death metals (such as blast beats, down tuned guitars, distorted vocals). There is also the albums title track, Enemy of god, which describes the concept of a war to end all wars.
"Enemy of God
Answer to no one
Bringing war from heaven
A thousand fires buuuuuuuuuuurn!
A thousand fires burn..."

-Enemy of God, Enemy of God, 2005, Kreator
by Wroesdaboss August 7, 2009
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God Church

A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.
Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.

Pewdiepie made is sound better
by Whoisheba August 15, 2017
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