Glass Donut

Apple's proposed new campus building.

Have you seen the pictures of the glass donut yet?

by whydoIhavetocreateaname June 29, 2011

Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011

Glasterfucked

Being in a clusterfuck and drunk, but better.
A situation that is totally fucked up, and you are drunk.

This hospital is a total glasterfuck after the bar.

We were totally glasterfucked, when we found bob fighting on sleds.

by bearfrost8311 December 26, 2011

Glass Rasnick

The Glass Rasnick is a date rape drug used ON men almost exclusively BY women. It is a combination of Roofies and Viagra.

"Dude, how was the date last night?"

"The bitch Glass Rasnick'd me! I don't know whether to feel violated or happy!"

by Cynicalman1972 July 25, 2012

Glass Cadet

A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.

The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.

"I was talkin to dude, and he just went glass cadet on me. What a Glasshole!"

by xanderbelly February 28, 2013

Glasgow Tattoo

The scars left after carving a design into your flesh with a knife or another sharp object.

While in prison, I used a shard of glass to give myself a Glasgow Tattoo.

by Autocide February 4, 2014

Glasnostian

Adj.

A word used to describe someone who is very open and transparent.

Provenance:
Derived from Gorbachev's Soviet policy (Glasnost) that called for transparency and openness from government institutions in the 1980s.

A: "The truth is, I've always loved your brother."
B: "Thank you, for being so glasnostian and forthcoming."

A: "I know, I know. I'm a colossal bitch."
B: "Very glasnostian of you."

A: "Political leader ???? hasn't been very glasnostian about his party's true ethos."

by WhoAreYa May 21, 2014