fuck a duck

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

give no fucks

1. how many do i give? none.

2. i give no fucks about your drunken knife wielding bullshit.
drunkard.

3. i dont care.

me: about how many fucks do you think i give?
you: many?
me: no, infact i give none.
you: you give no fucks?
me: no.

by knowlessmore September 15, 2009

Trundle Fuck

When a vagina is gaping so widely one can fit a trundle bed within it and house multiple inhabitants.

When Amanda and Gregg discussed the sex life of their friend, jessica, they said "her vag is such a trundle fuck, of course she can fit her husbands dick and her part time lovers in at the same exact time!!"

by Craig frankrick May 02, 2011

fuck boy

A boy who is a player and is only in a relationship for sex

Don't date him he's a fuck boy

by Joshuaperry64 April 11, 2016

fuck stutter

When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.

Ahhh, that fuckin fuckin, ahh fuck that fuckin fuck fuck. FUCK!

by DO.g March 10, 2004

fuck everybody

had enough crap from all those that you have delt with in the past that anyone and everyone can go fuck themselves

yeah Iam quiting smoking going on day # 2 All I can say is FUCK EVERYBODY !

by Bravia nova March 21, 2010

Fuck the Army

Something said by soldiers who are sick of putting up with BS in the army

"Hey SPC Smelly, we're going to need you to do ACQ this weekend"

"Again? This is the fifth time this month. Fuck the Army"

"SGT Smitty, this will be your fifth time deploying and you will miss your child being born for the third time."

"FTA"

by dvlkhbadljfnv December 24, 2011