Stranger and a Friend

When someone sits on their hand until it goes numb, while masturbating with the other hand. While masturbating with the hand that is already numb, the person sits on their opposite hand, so that they never have to spank the monkey with a fully-functioning extremity.

Dude. Every time I tried pulling the Stranger on myself, the feeling would come back. I ended up trying the Stranger and a Friend. It solved my little problem.

by WednesdayOnly November 11, 2009

Best Friend

The one who helps to carry the body

You: Hey...I might have just done something really stupid
Best friend: It doesn't matter, I'll help you get out of it

by ponytails May 20, 2013

Best Friend

Someone you can totally be yourself around and not give a care in the world about your actions or feelings because they won't judge you for the stupid things you may do or say.

My best friend, Brett and I used to hang out all the time but things changed.

by Michelle December 27, 2004

Phantom Friend

Noun: A friend who is always there when they need something but never around when you need them, like a ghost.

Josh: So Kayla texted me at 4 am to let her into the building so some random guy could bang her. Yet when I asked her earlier in the day to look at her class notes she was "unavailable."
Matt: Wow, she is such a Phantom Friend.

by BoatzNHoez April 12, 2010

Fake friending

When you become a "friend" of someone to solely get something from them. Pretending to be someone's friend to take advantage of them.

She ended up fake friending Jane so she could score Rihanna tickets.

by serenavand September 6, 2010

brokeback friend

A straight male friend who will get together with you a few times a year for some man-on-man sex. Brokeback friends are often married with children.

I need you to leave the house tonight. Scott and I have a brokeback friend coming into town.

by ProudWolf April 28, 2007

kinda-friend

1.A friend that you usually hang out with, as long as a certain third person is present as well.

2.A catalyst for fun times to an already well established relationship between 2 other people.

"Do you hang out with George at all?"

"No, he's a kinda-friend. Ryan wasn't around so it would of just felt kind of awkward.

by Jeff Cancer December 19, 2008