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Fortnite 

{Fortnite is a game where 12 year olds play. Fortnite is the reason why people drop out of school and commit die. Everybody without a life plays Fortnite including me. I'm technicly roasting myself but as Pewdiepie would say: Respect Wamen. People who play Fortnite and have a girlfriend/boyfriend are most likely losing there love after 10 to 20 or 25 games.
Jack: -Did you see Ninja playing a game called Fortnite?
Jill: -I thought he died of Ligma.
Peter: -What's Ligma?
Thanos: -LIGMA BALLS U BALL SUCKING CUNT!!!!
Fortnite by LigmaLover99 November 5, 2018

Fortnite 

Alex: Hey John have you been getting laid
John: No I play Fortnite
Fortnite by xXBlAzE_iT_mIcHaElXx November 5, 2018

Fortnite 

A video game that's used by virgins or gay boys. The point of the game is to waste real money to buy imaginary money called v-bucks. If you ever see someone play fortnite, you know that your girl is safe around him.
Hey bro do you play fortnite? Yeah i do bruh! *performs gay sex*
Fortnite by LiloBoi420 November 6, 2018

fortnite 

a good way to keep your virginity
my girlfriend won't fuck me because of fortnite
fortnite by FoRtNiTe_iS_GaY November 6, 2018

fortnite 

a cancer game that only people with no life play
fortnite by jedi hunter2025 November 6, 2018