your father

he ran away

james: who is your father?
me: I don't know, he ran away

by willyl0ver July 30, 2022

loudest farter

Dorothy M

“Dolly you are the loudest farter ever!”

by kettlelopsen August 4, 2022

Your father

Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious

Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan

by anonymous September 2, 2022

for Father's sake

An euphemism from the expletive "for fuck's sake"

For father's sake, you're so damn hard to comprehend this very simple passage

by Sir. B September 27, 2022

A Father

What’s a father? I don’t know what one is.

Kid 1: Hey, kid 2 I bet ur father is horny!
Kid 2: I don’t have a father..
Kid 1: …

by Ur moms milk in my mouth October 14, 2022

No fatherine figure

Well, we all know what this means, *ahem* Jokes aside, it means an individual has no father.

"I have no fatherine figure."

by dominicjkl October 29, 2022

Founding Father

An extreme case of flunking high school. In which the individual stays more than 5 years in the same school. Above the super senior, a student that has been at the school longer than 98 percent of the student population and even some teachers and faculty.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.

Person 1: Bro who's that guy over, he looks like he's in his mid 20s!
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.

Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.

Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.

by reformedshibainu December 11, 2022