dumb and dumber dump

A "dumb and dumber" dump is usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking, it is a rare but satisfying ocasion where you loose all form of bowel control. Simply sitting on the throne and holding on for dear life. Named proudly after a scene from dumb and dumber

Dave: Jesus christ I'd leave it five minutes man

Jaime: You had a bit of trouble with that dodgey pint you had last night

Dave: Better believe it man, I just totally destroyed
your toilet with a dumb and dumber dump!

Jaime: You're such a cunt.

by djb1905 January 28, 2008

Bump and Dump

The act of bumping into one's car and just leaving like an asshole.

Joshua is known for being one to Bump and Dump, that's why no one likes him around.

by frogsoot June 20, 2016

hump me dump me

A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.

by maxwags May 3, 2018

Follow-Up Dump

Usually in a public bathroom, taking a dump immediately following someone else taking a dump while the seat is still warm.

After standing in line at the bathroom I had to take a follow-up dump.

by Andyman2340 September 26, 2018

Cum Dump

A place of storage for excessive amounts of male ejaculate. (Usually a females private parts) sometimes in the belly, rectum, or mouth of said female. This girl exclusively refers to all males as "daddy" and will beg to get her holes filled regardless of the situation or surroundings she's in.

Hey, I went to Sarah's last night to give her a condolences card about her grandpa that just died. She opened the door and immediately dropped to her knees to deepthroat me. I wiped the fun off with the card. It would have been a better story if she wasnt underaged and wasn't her 65 year old uncle. My neice is a legitamate cum dump

by BallHogMike July 8, 2018

Double Dump

When you have skipped a shit one day, so that when you poo the following day, it is a double dump.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.

Hey Lachlan, I'm gonna be late back from lunch!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!

by NZAP 9041 December 20, 2010

pump n' dump

The act of using a giant fleshlight while simultaneously taking a monumental bowel movement

Alright fine, I'll play some Mario Party. Just let me go pump n' dump first

by koonmagic November 30, 2010