Drunk and Horny

What Steven is every time he drinks.....

Steven is always drunk and horny

by Pinon December 28, 2007

drunk bus

just like a normal bus, however the driver is very drunk. much safer then any other bus.

1: Wanna take the drunk bus!
2: O Noes?

by In4m8ion May 21, 2008

Paddy's Drunk

To get drunker than normal due to all of the shots and strong drinks at Paddy's, a well loved neighborhood bar in the Joliet area.

"Ugh, stop at Joe Dog on the way home. Shep got me Paddy's drunk again on those bloody marys and shots he was pourin'."

by Irish lass January 17, 2013

Diddly Drunk

A chick that you would fuck or "do" only under the influence.

"I'm thinking that Jessica chick is a Diddly Do." "Hmm. Only after a couple drinks.. a Diddly Drunk I'd say."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"

drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps

by koaw June 12, 2010

drunk-married

describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.

oh yeah, the female must put-out.

Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"

by Lakattack0 December 21, 2008

milk drunk

A state of pure annoyingness that is reached after you have drank so much milk that everyone around you has to comment on it. Usually happens after three or four glasses of 2% milk.

Vicky: Golly, yesterday Emmanuel drank a whole 2L pint of milk by himself, I couldn't stand him anymore!

Jules: I know, he gets so annoying when he's milk drunk, smh.

No one:
Renaud: As-tu vu, Amir ont leur propre marque de pita!

by str8alpha May 31, 2019