When you're cutting an onion & start crying. The situation which you find yourself when slicing a strong onion.
by JOLE BLON May 6, 2008
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Shawn felt the urge to cryurbate as tears streamed down his face, thinking about Lyn-Z from MSI, and how he will never have her.
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kickin' babies in the face at the festival of books while eating corn with salt and chili pepper (nom nom).
Denise: Hey, how was your weekend?
Christina: Oh pretty good, I was just cryptothanxin with my friends.
Christina: Oh pretty good, I was just cryptothanxin with my friends.
by babykicker April 29, 2009
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(could mean 2 different things so a response for clarification is necessary)
"Ok..so u r picking up ? or I need 2"
(could mean 2 different things so a response for clarification is necessary)
"Ok..so u r picking up ? or I need 2"
by Pikamama April 14, 2010
Get the cryptext mug.A cryball is that little bity tear that wells up in your eye when you are watching a sad movie, reading a sad book, or just whenever those emotions well up inside you. You don't actually shed that tear, but it's right there, waiting, but it gets sucked back in before you can show everyone what a softie you are!
by nyf1228 March 11, 2011
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(As in the case of NBA Miami Heats coach Erik Spoelstra when he told press that his players, which included Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh, cried in the locker room after a tough one point loss to the Chicago Bulls following a three game losing streak. Coach later acted surprised that his comments became the main topic of sports discussion, subsequently denying the crying incident. Spoelstra blamed reporters searching for sensationalism.)
(As in the case of NBA Miami Heats coach Erik Spoelstra when he told press that his players, which included Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh, cried in the locker room after a tough one point loss to the Chicago Bulls following a three game losing streak. Coach later acted surprised that his comments became the main topic of sports discussion, subsequently denying the crying incident. Spoelstra blamed reporters searching for sensationalism.)
Lebron whimpering: "Coach certainly took his talents to the School of Crygate."
Wade: "Don't worry honey, go back to bed"
Chris: "Well, at least he didn't mention our names... hey, quit hogging the blanket!"
Wade: "Don't worry honey, go back to bed"
Chris: "Well, at least he didn't mention our names... hey, quit hogging the blanket!"
by chongqingking March 25, 2011
Get the crygate mug.When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.
Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.
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