Term used to describe defective, low quality, and/or counterfit consumer goods that are inferior to the original product. If the cost is too good to be true, its probably chinese.
Bill: Mike bought a turbo off eBay but it blew up the second he started the car.
Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.
Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.
Tim: Must be made from chinesium
Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.
Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.
Tim: Must be made from chinesium
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Chinese ending for the film Fight Club:
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