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cracker is nothing more but a shit tv show starring some fat guy from britian, its almost as bad as father ted, life on mars, and only fools and horses
by booboochoochoo August 9, 2021
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Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?
by Dre2k August 15, 2021
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Cracker

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
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white person: hey there goes that nigger again
black person: I CAN HEAR U CRACKER
by A.Random.Person384753 September 19, 2021
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by faxed September 20, 2021
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josh hine is a craka (cracker)
by jaiaoNananakqiaoao October 1, 2021
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Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.
Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.
by ratchetsaysthings October 4, 2021
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