California dread lock

When a guy nuts in a bitches hair then quickly twist it up resembling a dread lock.

She wanted my money to get her hair did, i told her "BITCH you only get a California dread lock!!?"

by MISFITMAN June 17, 2009

California Girl

Name of a coffee drink that is made with dark on the bottom and blonde on the top.

To barista: I'd like a tall California Girl. How do I prepare that coffee drink? You put dark on the bottom and blonde on top.

by Coffee head May 26, 2015

California

California, A US State situated on the West Coast region of the US. But not just any state, CALIFORNIA. The most populated state and overall most favorited state in the nation, California holds nearly 40 million residents! California is unlike any other state and is basically it's own island in a way. CA is famous for its beautiful scenery, beautiful weather, all that cityy, it's famed Southern California region, famed beaches and cities, San Diego, SF, Los Angeles!, you name it! Everything is here!: the CITYY, the ocean, the BEACH, the desert, the mountains, the wilderness, OC, Six Flags, Disneyland, Hollywood, the coastline!, Everything! No matter what any one says or debates, California will always hold the crown for most favorited, most popular and most famous state in the nation, it's just wired that way and probably always will, its one of a kind, and so are us Californians !! Who the fuck else has access to "EVERYTHING" ?!

( California ) Call me California.. :)
( Florida ) Call me C-- THE PENIS OF THE UNITED STATES!! -- C-C--

by exploding air plane 6969 August 15, 2017

California Bunburner

When your grandma wraps a yamaka around her dick and shoves it up my ass.

Dude, your grandma gave me a california bunburner last night.

by Ben Puschert December 9, 2010

California license plate

what U get from DMV once U pay: money, get smog check, insurance, + kiss caleefornia govenator ass tax!!!

Yo dude my car won't pass smog test! what I do?? I know I look for California license plate with next year tag!!

3 out 4 amigos drive in LA without insurance, we don't need no stinking insurance we don't need to show our license we are mexican jaybanos u no mountian police....

by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.

I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!

by Sukikeri August 28, 2010

Californiaing

When it's supposedly raining in California, but it's more like a thick mist that blows, moves, and soaks you like rain. It's very pansy like rain.

Girl: "I wore short shorts because i thought the marine layer would clear up, now it's raining!"

Boy: "It's not even rain, it's like.. intense mist."

Girl: "Then why am i soaked?"

Other Girl: "It's just Californiaing."

by SoCalDork October 5, 2010