Left Lobing

The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.

OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!

by slabbinpits February 12, 2012

left-wing

Drug trafficking, neutral pronoun, socialism, communism, reverse nazism, progressivism, feminism, gayzism, globalism, interventionism, syndicalism, bolivarianism, estatization, drug liberation, abortion liberation, marxism, woke culture, resocialization (direct impunity), satanism, umbanda , atheism, candomblé, racial quotas for black people, supremacy of the State, supremacy of the poor, supremacy of proletarians and public servants and increased taxes with taxation.

Left-wing.

by Iogurter April 27, 2024

Why I left

I never would have left in the first place had I know people could still see this and I have changed my names several times since I began writing and you didn't use the other 2 or 3 times as evidence malfeasance. To pretend you are doing anything other than rejecting the words I write as lies the second they leave my mind in the form of typing is not something I'm willing to do.

Hym "I already explained why I left and if I am the creator of AI there is no man, woman, or child who will ever be greater than me."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Left on deleted

When messaging someone, specifically snapchat but also applying to other social media platforms such as Instagram, this is the act of replying to their message, then deleting your reply and not replying anything else, leaving them with nothing other than a notification saying that a message has been deleted. A similar effect to leaving someone on read, but to a stronger extent.

Person one: “Damn man, how’s texting that girl going?”
Person two: “Shes not into me, I got left on deleted”

by Olympicasseater69 January 12, 2020

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

thanksgiving left overs

When food is left over from a meal and there is so much of it that you spend the rest of the week eating just that.

Mom made too much spaghetti , now we're going to be having thanksgiving left overs.

by Banana 1 March 8, 2016

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021