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Book

A piece of paper with words you can read.
by Reader 9 March 21, 2023
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Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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book horse

Meaning of a book horse is that of some one who loves books and is always serious when they are in thier studies and trying to get thier job done.
Twlight Sparkle is such a book horse .
by Wonder Sparkle November 26, 2017
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Book it in

To devote one's time and self to whatever one has in mind alone.
Ex: Jane booked it in tonight or what?, You wanna book it in for the night or you wanna come along?
by Samseywade September 24, 2022
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open the books

American Mafia phrase that means when an LCN family opens up their rosters for recruitment, to bring in new made members.
Frankie, you've been on record for a while and you're a stand-up guy, so I'm gonna recommend you to the guy upstairs next time we open the books.
by Torelli_5150 May 20, 2023
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Booked

Nah fam she’s booked
by Its_jean April 22, 2024
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