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Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.
by KC Export January 14, 2022
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Rubber for my boat

The term used for when you need a condom for your penis
Josh: "Yo you got a rubber for my boat I can use."

Rosie: "Erm yer sure"
by toxicwaste October 22, 2008
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Bubble Boating

When yo girl dresses like mrs puff and you do your drivers test on her back
When I renewed my license I celebrated with since bubble boating
by bitchrsbewet November 6, 2014
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Boat

A floating thing people refuse to get on because going to other places by plane is faster.

That does NOT mean cheaper!
Joe: Did you buy the boat?

Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!
by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023
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row-boat

1. to sing in a round
"We need a song we can row-boat to."
by Ryan Eads April 29, 2007
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The Boat Nook

A promise that is made to seal the deal with the hottie you met at your friend's house boat party that you'll never forget her no matter how bad your Alzheimer's gets.
I went to visit Jason at the marina. There was a chick there named Shawna that I gave the boat nook to. At least I think her name was Shawna.
by jeffiet August 19, 2021
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oat in a boat

Does your oat float. It float in a boat
by BARRRGOOO October 10, 2018
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