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Bacon

That girl shorts so short I bet her bacon's hangin out.
He told me she had a lot of bacon when he went down on her. Hard to find her clit.
by Kahlua_C August 17, 2019
mugGet the Baconmug.

baconize

The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.
My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.
by ArtsyGalKitten June 2, 2022
mugGet the baconizemug.

Bacon Friend

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.
by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011
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making the bacon

The utimate phrase of complete comtrol over another person or thing.Also could mean pwning or working another person.
Dave was "making the bacon" today when he beat down 4 fags. Joe "made the bacon" when he scored 3 touchdown. Ian made the bacon when pounded the shit out of rachel in the bed. Jesse made some bacon when hitting jon with a laptop.
by Joe patma crouch October 23, 2007
mugGet the making the baconmug.

Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019
mugGet the Bacon wrapmug.

bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon
Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"
by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014
mugGet the bacon socksmug.

Bacon Cheese

His name is Tyler Douglas, therefore he is Bacon Cheese
by Ffuckddick April 19, 2023
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