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Writer's Boner 

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
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the why boner 

A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.
well isn't the return of the why boner...

hello-boner

What occurs when you come home and your dog is so happy to see you he pops a chubby.
"Oh gross, Odin has a hello-boner!"
hello-boner by confusinomitron September 23, 2008

Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.
Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....
Daytoner Boner by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010

Study Boner 

The inability to study due to decreased blood flow to brain due to excess blood flowing to the penis. Academics often have fantasies of hot females naked thus distorting their trail of thought. Often leads to masturbation which is followed by a productive period of study proceeded by fatigue.
"I was just about to start Anatomy when I discovered I had a study boner"
Study Boner by McNultyfied February 28, 2012

Death boner 

The act of having an erection post-mortem, usually caused by hanging or some form of asphyxiation, also it is know to be the biggest, hardest boner one will experience in their lifetime (or death as the case may be).
Man, I saw Adelinas' ass in a bikini, that shit gave me the death boner!!
Death boner by Shwanky April 8, 2012

glaive boner syndrome 

When ever you hear a song by glaive you get a boner 5 seconds I
Am I only the only one here with glaive boner syndrome
glaive boner syndrome by Redjet64 November 18, 2021