Paddle Boater

A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.

"Honk!!"

"Friggin' Paddle Boater, get out of the way!"

by AllieShandy March 13, 2009

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 1, 2023

Who's gonna carry the boats?

to go into a transitive state of mental being | tapping into the PTSD of David Goggins experience of Navy Seal hell week training

Whilst bench pressing David Goggins is yelling: "Who's gonna carry the boats?"

by David Goggins August 15, 2022

Boatie

Common slang at Oxford and Cambridge for someone who is obsessed with rowing.

Symptoms include:

- Being on a boat club committee

- Excessive rowing chat in public places or during meal times

- The habitual wearing of rowing stash around college

- Incessant boasting at breakfast about how great he/she is for getting up at 6am

Ed is *such* a boatie. Do you think he showers with that gilet on?

by theoldadage December 4, 2010

boating

the act of a blunt or joint burning faster on one side than the other.

Fix that blizzy because it's boating.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

boatdrinks

Perfect existance, to drink on a boat while the sun is shining and all is good.

ok mate seeya later and Boatdrinks

by Commie March 27, 2003