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Commie Bed

A bed that is shared by all people who are planning on fucking someone that night, similar to Communist Russia, where everyone gets the same thing.
Melanie got fucked in the commie bed last night by Michael.
by scottden95 September 9, 2022
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Frisky bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly knows how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "dead bed energy".
Erica: "Brad is so sweet. He just called out his friends for making homophobic jokes."

Janet: "Whoa, you gotta get on that. That is some frisky bed energy."
by TulipKitten November 1, 2021
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bed cheddar

by SmellHell March 18, 2015
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bedded

to be put to sleep physically or using drugs to induce a sleep like state
man last night that 3 shots of patron to the neck bedded me
by james beverly II December 24, 2022
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Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.
I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.
by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023
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bag in bed

The art of doing copious amounts of cocaine in bed. More specifically, when fucking doggie style, throwing a large amount on the pillow for your partner and on his or her back for yourself!
When at the club you turn to your friend Kristina and say, “bag in bed”? Kristina replies, “oh yea Justin”!

Hey, how was last night? You reply, “bag in bed”!

Most frequently phrased, “Bag in bed”?
by TingTangWallaWallaBingBang November 6, 2018
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bed

where your parents start a whole new person
mom: hey wanna go in the bed ;)
dad: ok
by iguesswellneverknow1234___ April 17, 2023
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