little bastards of joy

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.

The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Bamtard

Bam Margera is a proskater well known for his pranks in Jackass and Viva La Bam. He also managed to destroy the image of some very talented bands such as HIM and Cky.

We call BAMTARDS all the idiot/retarded loyal followers who believe Bam created these bands or owns them for that matter. A bamtard will love HIM, Cky and will worship the heartagram (that he will call the bamagram) without even knowing what it stands for. (Bam unfortunately is a huge self-centered copycat- he was copying jackass' jhnny knoxville and now is copying his style from finnish rockstar Ville Valo). Some bamtards actually attend shows only in the hope of cathing him over there.... A bamtard loves Bam either because he is SO cool or SO very hot) and wishes he could either become him or marry him.

Bam is just too cool to be true. I am a bamtard.

Bamtards should be shot.

by q666 October 1, 2005

bastardisation

When something is poorly done in an "individual style"

1337 is the latests bastardisation of the english language

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Bas Tard

Someone so screwed up and retarded his father wouldn't marry his mother.

I hate that bas tard.

by Dougyfresh March 4, 2009

bastarda

A female chap that talks a lot of shit.

Hey homie, did that bastarda hit you up or what?

by ese malo trip September 24, 2008

bunch of bastards

A series of knots and tangles commonly found in the anchor cable of a ship, which can cause problems when heaving-up or letting-go. From old English naval terminology.

"Get that bunch of bastards out of the cable locker"

by Mr Beans April 22, 2008

bastardize

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."

by Scott P August 2, 2005