when a persons genes are spliced influencing more of an asshole. Scientists believed the order in which to make someone more of an asshole was to genetically modify the recipients genes to attain the desired result of an asshole.
scientists took human cells and gentically modified them to create clones that would dispose of other human bred inhabitance.
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by Trex1980 June 24, 2018
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