sexual blackout dates

Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.

Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.

by QuacksO April 24, 2015

The Date Game

A game played between two bored people who would like to find others opinion on people

The Date Game:

Person: Kate
Activity: Bike Riding
Yes or No?

by Harlequinn September 30, 2016

filler date

A boyfriend/girlfriend that you date simply to avoid the pains of being single. You're most likely not very attracted to him/her

Girl: I can't believe I was a filler date this whole time!!!

by nilethe146 October 25, 2016

Flirt-by date

Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.

"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"

by leilawurm October 22, 2015

leavers date

The guys job is to compliment your date and to make sure she doesn't trip up the stairs

Guy: you look beautiful, don't fall over and fuck your face up

leavers date

by Mate7651 October 29, 2015

date-vape

1) (noun) When you and your significant other are spending date night doing nothing but vaping, your blue vape and her pink vape, most likely at home on the couch watching netflix with your dog and cat..

2) (verb) When you're on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn't appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she's eating..

1) "honey, will you give me a foot rub? they're killing me!"

"or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?"

2) "how was your first date with mike?"

"ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!"

by conspiracy boy November 26, 2015

pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet

Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend

by TTJR January 20, 2016